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| | Subject: Only Jokes Else Nothing Mon Mar 12, 2012 3:57 pm | |
| Exam Pattern In :
1995 : ans all ques
2005 : ans any 5/6
2015 : At least see the ques. paper
2025 : Thanks for coming
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| | Subject: Re: Only Jokes Else Nothing Mon Mar 12, 2012 4:00 pm | |
| A Chinese and Steven Spielberg were drunk in a bar. Spielberg suddenly slapped the Chinese.. Chinese: why? Spielberg: Because you bombed Pearl Harbor! My father died there! Chinese: But I am Chinese, not Japanese. Spielberg: You fool! Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese, Taiwanese, you are all the same. The Chines punched Spielberg. Spielberg: Why did you do that? Chinese: That's for sinking the Titanic. Spielberg: But Titanic was sunk by an iceberg, stupid! Chinese: Iceberg, carlsberg, spielberg, you are all the same!!  | |
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| | Subject: Re: Only Jokes Else Nothing Mon Mar 12, 2012 4:01 pm | |
| Gang of noobs broke a Bank.
Instead of cash they found Bottles full of Chilled Red Wine,
Happily they drank & went away.
Next day's Headline: Blood Bank looted. | |
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| | Subject: Re: Only Jokes Else Nothing Mon Mar 12, 2012 4:06 pm | |
| Everybody in the ship is shouting, crying, running or praying to God...
Just then a Italian asks the nearby Sardarji in the ship.
Italian : How far is land, from here ?
Sardarji : Two miles ..
Italian : Only two miles, Then why are these fools making noise. I have got the experience of swimming even more.
The Italian jumps off the ship into the sea and comes up to the layer to ask something again.
Italian : Just tell me which side, is land two miles from here ?
Sardarji : Downwards ... | |
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| | Subject: Re: Only Jokes Else Nothing Mon Mar 12, 2012 4:06 pm | |
| Its been a tough day...
I got up this morning, put on a shirt and a button fell off..
I picked up a briefcase and the handle came off..
I am afraid to go to Bathroom | |
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| | Subject: Re: Only Jokes Else Nothing Mon Mar 12, 2012 4:08 pm | |
| Amazing Combinations
Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance
Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy
Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Affair
Smart Boss + Smart Employee = Profits
Smart Boss + Dumb Employee = Production
Dumb Boss + Smart Employee = Promotion
Dumb Boss + Dumb Employee = Overtime | |
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| | Subject: Re: Only Jokes Else Nothing Mon Mar 12, 2012 4:09 pm | |
| Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)
Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?
Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?
Doctor: Then why are you so happy?
Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain! | |
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| | Subject: Re: Only Jokes Else Nothing Mon Mar 12, 2012 4:29 pm | |
| 1)
Q: Do you know what is little green and eat blue?
A: Its little-green animal which is eating blue animal
2)
Q: Do you know how to throw an egg at floor to not break it up?
A: Floor cannot be broken.
3)
Q: Do you know how to lift an elephant with just one hand?
A: There is no an exist elephant with just one hand.
4)
Q: 10 people made the wall for 4 days, how many that wall will have to made just 5 people?
A: The wall is already made
5)
Q: Do you know where Berlin signed a contract?
A: At the bottom of the paper
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| | Subject: Friendship Tue Mar 13, 2012 5:31 am | |
| Best Friend is the one who can tolerate his friends success _____________________________________________________________- During exams The moment when you feel  is when u have not started studying and ur friend calls u and say: I've finished studying , how much have u completed and u stay  | |
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| | Subject: Re: Only Jokes Else Nothing Thu Mar 15, 2012 10:00 am | |
| She came 2 me 1 nite... explored my body... licked- sucked- swallowed & had his fill... wen satisfied she left... I was hurt...
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| | Subject: Re: Only Jokes Else Nothing Thu Mar 15, 2012 4:11 pm | |
| Haha. Nice.  | |
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