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PostSubject: Only Jokes Else Nothing   Mon Mar 12, 2012 3:57 pm

Exam Pattern In :

1995 : ans all ques
2005 : ans any 5/6
2015 : At least see the ques. paper
2025 : Thanks for coming


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PostSubject: Re: Only Jokes Else Nothing   Mon Mar 12, 2012 4:00 pm

A Chinese and Steven Spielberg were drunk in a bar. Spielberg suddenly slapped the Chinese..

Chinese: why?

Spielberg: Because you bombed Pearl Harbor! My father died there!

Chinese: But I am Chinese, not Japanese.

Spielberg: You fool! Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese, Taiwanese, you are all the same.

The Chines punched Spielberg.

Spielberg: Why did you do that?

Chinese: That's for sinking the Titanic.

Spielberg: But Titanic was sunk by an iceberg, stupid!

Chinese: Iceberg, carlsberg, spielberg, you are all the same!! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Only Jokes Else Nothing   Mon Mar 12, 2012 4:01 pm

Gang of noobs broke a Bank.
Instead of cash they found Bottles full of Chilled Red Wine,
Happily they drank & went away.
Next day's Headline: Blood Bank looted.
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PostSubject: Re: Only Jokes Else Nothing   Mon Mar 12, 2012 4:06 pm

Everybody in the ship is shouting, crying, running or praying to God...
Just then a Italian asks the nearby Sardarji in the ship.
Italian : How far is land, from here ?
Sardarji : Two miles ..
Italian : Only two miles, Then why are these fools making noise. I have got the experience of swimming even more.
The Italian jumps off the ship into the sea and comes up to the layer to ask something again.
Italian : Just tell me which side, is land two miles from here ?
Sardarji : Downwards ...
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PostSubject: Re: Only Jokes Else Nothing   Mon Mar 12, 2012 4:06 pm

Its been a tough day...
I got up this morning, put on a shirt and a button fell off..
I picked up a briefcase and the handle came off..
I am afraid to go to Bathroom
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PostSubject: Re: Only Jokes Else Nothing   Mon Mar 12, 2012 4:08 pm

Amazing Combinations


Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance

Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy

Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Affair

Smart Boss + Smart Employee = Profits

Smart Boss + Dumb Employee = Production

Dumb Boss + Smart Employee = Promotion

Dumb Boss + Dumb Employee = Overtime
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PostSubject: Re: Only Jokes Else Nothing   Mon Mar 12, 2012 4:09 pm

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.

Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)

Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?

Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?

Doctor: Then why are you so happy?

Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!
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PostSubject: Re: Only Jokes Else Nothing   Mon Mar 12, 2012 4:29 pm

1)
Q: Do you know what is little green and eat blue?

A: Its little-green animal which is eating blue animal

2)
Q: Do you know how to throw an egg at floor to not break it up?

A: Floor cannot be broken.

3)
Q: Do you know how to lift an elephant with just one hand?

A: There is no an exist elephant with just one hand.

4)
Q: 10 people made the wall for 4 days, how many that wall will have to made just 5 people?

A: The wall is already made

5)
Q: Do you know where Berlin signed a contract?

A: At the bottom of the paper


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PostSubject: Friendship   Tue Mar 13, 2012 5:31 am

Best Friend is the one who can tolerate his friends success

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During exams
The moment when you feel Evil or Very Mad
is when u have not started studying and ur friend calls u and say:

I've finished studying , how much have u completed
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PostSubject: Re: Only Jokes Else Nothing   Thu Mar 15, 2012 10:00 am

She came 2 me 1 nite... explored my body... licked- sucked- swallowed & had his fill... wen satisfied she left... I was hurt...
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PostSubject: Re: Only Jokes Else Nothing   Thu Mar 15, 2012 4:11 pm

Haha. Nice. Twisted Evil
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